Hello officer, we're looking for the topless donut shoppe please.

Uhhh do you know why I pulled you over?

No sorry, we aren't from around here. We're on tour. We didn't know the speed limit.

I like your aviators and your mustache.

Hey, are you a man who likes it fast?

Vroom

Saturday what a night to party
Fast like Vin in my Ferrari
Furious drip just call me Cardi
Eyes on you Illuminati
Windows down I like the breeze
In my hair and between my knees
I want my treats in twos and threes
Can I get directions please?

Uhhh I think I'm gonna need some back up...

Back it up I like the sound of that, for a sweet late night snack

Let's go make a quick stop at the topless donut shoppe
I want sprinkles on top
Fill me up with cream
Let's go make a quick stop
At the topless donut shoppe
The coffee there is real hot
Grind some blonde roast beans

What seems to be the problem here?

You'll never guess who's in that car...

Who? Aw no freakin' way!

Oh yeah The Bottle Blondes and they're looking for the topless donut shoppe!

Pinch me! Am I dreamin'? OW HEY MARKY!

Police escort

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Nipples out Clooney Batman
Donut holes I eat like Pac-man
On working girls I make it rain
Got dollar bills must be Brunce Wayne
Bear claw, crueller filled with jelly
Drunk face I'm Machine Gun Kelly
Sirens wailing through the night
Sugar and glaze it feels so right
Pigs in a blanket I'm not polite
Won't remain silent, Miranda rights

I love a man in uniform
Especially when he's held accountable for his own actions

Let's go make a quick stop at the topless donut shoppe
I want sprinkles on top
Fill me up with cream
Let's go make a quick stop
At the topless donut shoppe
The coffee there is real hot
Grind some blonde roast beans

Let's go make a quick stop at the topless donut shoppe
I want sprinkles on top
Fill me up with cream
Let's go make a quick stop
At the topless donut shoppe
The coffee there is real hot
Grind some blonde roast beans